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You have to come up with something more permanent, like environmental protection engineer or journalist (a perennial favorite around our office.) You will also need a suit of clothes that could not possibly have ever seen the inside of a backpack, and a real pair of shoes. The waiting period is to see if you are "serious." That means that you are either staying in Hungary long term, or you are really, really rich. You will open doors for your date, but you will always enter a restaurant or bar first. You are expected to be a gentleman, and gentlemen are not expected to do their own laundry.

Hungarian women are not attracted to new-age sensitive guys. Bruner | Budapest Nostalgia, Expat Philosophy | Apr 2, 2004 | Comments (101) How much longer do we have to tolerate Zygotian's incessant rants against Hungarians, women, and tame domestic pets?

Alex | Jul 18, 2005 hey watever hungarians are f'ing hotties and if u can get one more power too u ooh and i have a large penis thats all bye penis | Jul 19, 2005 But you do also run the danger of your Hungarian girlfriend treating you the same as she would a Hungarian man, no matter how exotic you are. I don't want to slag anyone off; just be cautious). Woyse | Aug 1, 2005 I think Dork's essay is spot-on!

Hungarians need to lighten up and stop taking themselves SO F-ING seriously! alison | Dec 25, 2005 Yes, this guy has a number of valid points (supported by his 'soulmate', Dave): most Western men (especially Anglo-Saxons) take a shower about once a week "whether they need it or not".

] By Dork Zygotian As one walks down the street in Budapest, a common reaction that many visitors have as they gaze at the physical perfection of Hungarians is "Gee! This information is aimed at men, those slaves of testosterone who carry their brains in two neat little bundles between their legs. All Hungarian men are charming, enchanting, good-looking, and completely unintelligible if you don't speak Hungarian.

I wish the human race were transformed into cute little rodents whose only aim in life was to have continuous, lusty, mindless animal couplings at every opportunity, hundreds of times each day! Women who are visiting often ask "Are there any available Hungarian men? Rex Harrison crooned it best, in My Fair Lady, "Oozing charm from every pore/ He oiled his way across the floor/ Never have I seen a ruder pest/ than that hairy hound from Budapest." Men, however, must take a different approach to attract the wily Magyar leány. " Other communications were made by rubbing anything else.

So, get yourself a great and real American girl (obviously that's what you must like) and get laid.

leo | Jan 24, 2006 Some of that stuff he said was correct, like entering retail outlets first as you are the one paying. Girls have to be choosy, as when the commit they give their body/mind and their future child.

First you should look and criticize your own back yard before trashing people you don't know shit about.

You must be writing this in pain of blue balls, as you couldn't get laid by a Hungarian girl.

Especially the women- Yeah they're cute but their personalities (or lack there of) leave A LOT to be desired. They are not interested in anything cultural, but when they try to get their shag by relenting, they turn up at the Opera in clothes any civilised person would first wash, iron and then use on dinosaur tracing expeditions.

Go to Venezuela or Colombia where the women are just as beautiful (arguably even hotter), more friendly and happy, and are simply more pleasant to be around. They are unromantic and crashing bores who need a lesson in courtesy (flowers. The 'author' has penis envy in relation to Hungarian men because they learn the tricks at an early age, and he resents Hunagrian women because they are more sophisticated than he has ever seen women before and they choose lobster over a Mc Donalds before they are even prepared to talk to him.

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